What is the weight of water? About 113 minutes of wine drinking/smoking/and seeing Elizabeth 1/2 naked for most of the movie on a boat that should have sunk instead of trying to keep this movie a float.
If you could have Sean Penn on screen without talking then he looked good. This movie, however, has more twist and turns than any hair braid.
The movie is about a double murder back in 1873 of two women and no one solved it. THEN surprise after all this time some chick investigates to find the "missing clue" to solve the murders. After all this time you'd think someone would check the courthouse records room.....
This is a movie where you want to watch it once-kidnap the writer, producer, and director-bring them to your house, sit them down and ask what the heck is the movie suppose to be about and way did they spend any money on it. Was it left over money to be piss down the drain, but insted they made this movie.
I could have made this movie better than it was-again Penn was nice to look at without sound-and there is a newbie Josh Lucas too keep an eye on.
Other from that if your men want to see this movie its for the Liz Hurley scenes and not because its "cutting edge". Save your cash and your sanity.
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