Woman on Top (Rated R)

The words you get what you pay for is never more true than buying this movie Woman on Top starring Penelope Cruz BC (Before Cruise). 

This is a movie about a woman with such motion sickness she must always be in control if its making love she must be on top of her lover and if she is to get into a moving vehicle she must be driving.

When her husband, played by the handsome Murilo Benicio, is caught cheating on her she takes her expert chef cooking and herself to visit her drag queen friend to begin anew.  To make sure the old relationship is over she calls upon some voodoo sea queen to make sure its final.

She's the star of the show and lead around as the hottest thing on the planet and picks up a chance to become a famous chef on television.  All the while when another man wants to move closer to her the husband is moving closer too...on finding where she ran off too.

Is true love stronger than even a voodoo queen?  Can these two work this out?

If you like Portuguese music, sung by Murilo, and is a fan of Penelope then get this, but if not then just skip this flick and use that $5.99 on a descent meal at McDonalds.  You'll get feel it's more worth wild than this movie.